Wednesday, July 8, 2009 EKK!
hi all, i have nothing to do AGAIN.so i decided to take a quiz and write funny answers.enjoy.Its the same as the one i just posted but, this ones funnier :D
Q1: What is your wallpaper on your computer? A picture of my ass
Q2: How many televisions have you in your house? None.Cause i destroyed em all.
Q3: Are you right-handed or left-handed? neighter.I dont ahve hands.
Q4: Have you ever had anything removed from your body? My private.
Q5: What is the last heavy item you lifted? Myself.
Q6: Have you ever been knocked out? Depends on my asses mood.
Q7: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Over my dead ass.
Q8: If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Crap Bag.
Q9: What colour do you think looks best on you? shit tonned.
Q10: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item? YES.
Q11: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200 000? YES.
Q12: Would you never blog again for $50 000? NO.Im too busy crapping in the toilet to leave my laptop.
Q13: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? sure.My ass can withstand all kinds of temperatures so yes.
Q14: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1 000 000? Sure.If my ass agrees, so do i.
Q15: What is in your left pocket? A condom.
Q16: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? No.I never heard of it.I practically spent my life crapping.
Q17: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? Neither
Q18: Do you sit or stand in the shower? sit.Cause im shitting at the same time.
Q19: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? Ate em.
Q20: Last person who texted you? Myself
Q21: Last person who called you? The toilet company complaining about a dirty 'situation' -.-
Q22: Last person you hugged? myself.
Q23: Number? 8===D
Q24: Season? Shitson.
Q25: Colour? Brown
Q26: Missing someone? MICHAEL JACKSON!
Q27: Mood? bored,im shitting at home.
Q28: Listening to? my brother complaining about how stinky the toilet is.
Q29: Watching? Me type.
Q30: Worrying about? If i will ever constipate.
Q31:Wearing? NOTHING.
Q32: First place you went to this morning? toilet .
Q33: Do you smile often? nope.
Q34: Are you a friendly person? i dont know.